"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me